Romney Hot for Reagan?

BOSTON, MA   -  Following up on an exclusive story first brought to you by Grooved Shoulder, embroiled presidential hopeful Mitt Romney continues to baffle supporters by remaining silent amidst allegations of having an “awkward fascination” with former U.S. President, Ronald Reagan.

On Monday, Romney spokesman Eric Ferhnstrom denied the claim as “completely false and stupid”, describing Mitt’s interest in Reagan only as a “routine admiration that is not sexually motivated in any manner”. 

But according to sources close to Grooved Shoulder and the former governor, Romney didn’t just “like” Reagan, he “like-liked“ him.

Now If I Could Just Get a Glimpse of Those Eyes…

Unfortunately we’ll never know the reasoning behind why we’re not allowed to view those gorgeous baby blues. 

Is it the work of a medical journal editor with a misguided sense of HIPAA privacy? 

Is it a wonderfully sarcastic photoshop creation?

The decision is too much to handle. So, so much is on the line.

 

Ugly Teddies; Ugly Only on the Outside

 

Who needs a Snuffle?

Kudos to the folks over at UglyTeddy.com for their truly fugly snugglies. Never before has something so ugly been so cuddly!

Take Clarence, here, for example.

Sure, he’ll keep you safe, but don’t be surprised if you’re murdered seconds after feeling secure enough to close your eyes. As will Choppers, Quackers andthose Three Little Guys if given the chance!