Meat(Balls) Deep

 

MEDFORD, MA – Bedraggled addicts fresh off a night of butt hash were treated to an impromptu press conference outside the local Diary Mart this morning as Grooved Shoulder officially announced it’s latest jihad.

Not against western culture (we’ve already done that) but rather presidential candidates, past and present, who utilize oversized sandwiches to convey a phony message of commonality between themselves and voters.

My Little Glo-Pussy©

SEOUL (AFP) -Settle down, perverts, you can’t stick your “thang” in these pussies.

Take a hike, collectable geeks, these meow-meows are not sold in stores.

As far as we know, the Crazy Cat Lady has yet to score one of these felines.

And from the information we’ve gathered as of press time, these cats do not paint.

Instead they’re latest, greatest creation of Kong-il-Keun, South Korea’s famed scientist, who along with his mates at Gyeongsang National University in Seoul have successfully cloned kitties in effort to better develop treatments for human genetic diseases.

But these ain’t your typical cats.

Just like this ain’t your typical newscast.

Three of a Kind

    

           Bogs Diamond           Jeff Garcia           Mark Shapiro

BOSTON, MA  -  In one gleaming moment during Game 7 of the American League Championship Series between the Indians and Red Sox, Cleveland GM Mark Shapiro forever solidified his place in history.

7 Roots, 1 Cup

You may be skeptical of its authenticity. You may find it funny. You may notice the phenomenon as you drive in your car(left). With that being said….

South Philly in the house, ya’ll…….Do You Want More…….??!!!??!

Ummm…no.

That seems to be the consensus opinion of Philadelphia ’s loveable hip-hop saviors, the Roots, who recently became proud inductees into the “Best Reactions to 2Girls1Cup” Hall of Fame.