If Grooved Shoulder were presented with the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to deprogram one celebrity from its internal memory, the choice would be easy.
Please consider this open letter not an act of bitterness but rather the voice of a growing legion who see you as fraudulent.
Not just for The Hills’ rehearsed scenes, which on it’s own could ultimately lead to the show’s doom, but more importantly a brazen attempt to pull a bait & switch on your own Team (Lauren).
It begins with OK Magazine (dead accurate source in cases like these) revealing you may no longer be in the good graces of your current boss (Teen Vogue).
They say rumors persist that the magazine is having second thoughts about keeping you as an intern.
And as much as it pains us to even type such a thing, OK also says the music channel, who originally secured your first job at Teen Vogue, may now be forced to–get this–scramble to find you a NEW job.
Scramble to find you a NEW job???
Oh, the nerve of you, LC!
Remember promising your team a genuine, hard working leader?
Remember promising your team that true success is born only from ole fashioned hard work?
Remember promising your team that having morals is not a sexually transmitted disease but instead a now rare attribute?
Remember saying this in May, 2007?
Of course you don’t.
Ah whatever. It’s all too much to handle, especially with the awful stench of corruption still lingering from your lackluster, yet triumphant two minute Teen Vogue audition.
We should have known better.
And if it couldn’t get any worse enter Brent Bolthouse, nightclub promoter, president of Bolthouse Productions and potentially your next employer.
Late in 2007 you were spotted dining with Brent in West Hollywood, sparking rumors that MTV may have found you a new job–working at Bolthouse Productions no less!
What happened to being an independent woman?
What happened to being a role model?
What happened to hard work?
We demand answers.
Sincerely,
Grooved Shoulder
January 5, 2008 at 10:26 pm |
If I were presented with the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to eliminate just one blogger from the internet, it would be you. You sound like a bitter jealous person. You don’t know Lauren or anything about her jobs. Teen Voge doubled their subsriptions after they brought Lauren on. I know for a fact that Lauren works hard. So get a life and stop blogging hate. Team Lauren!
January 11, 2008 at 9:06 pm |
Taylor you’re a fag. Teen Vogue loves and appreciates Lauren Conrad so much that they fired her ass today. Why are you defending someone you don’t know? 1. get a life 2. stop being fat, and 3. stop watching crap tv and get outside for once, cause you’re fat.