Garnett Suspended For Sadness?

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BOSTON, MA – Publically team officials have called it a abdominal injury, but according to Grooved Shoulder sources, Kevin Garnett’s departure from the Celtics lineup has less to do with the all-star forward’s physical woes but rather an awkward case of hurt feelings.

A fellow Celtic who chose not be named claims that Garnett, long accustomed to losing as part of a mediocre, underachieving Minnesota Timberwolves franchise, oft times feels sad for opponents, crying when the Celtics win by large margins.

Garnett, who missed the last 7 games and has been ruled out until after the all star break, was visibly teary during the final moments of a 116-89 win over Philadelphia on January 18 as well as 109-93 victory over the Knicks just two days later.

He was seen just before each win trying to hug Eddie Curry of the Knicks and Andre Iguodala of the 76ers during the final moments of each game, only to be harshly denied by both.

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7 Responses to Garnett Suspended For Sadness?

  1. Tom Stanley says:

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  2. Shasta says:

    This site is so stupid. Who in there right mind would believe this crap???

  3. Moe says:

    Yo I am a friend of shasta, she told me about this and told me to check it out, she was right. You got nothing better to do with you time man. This is pathetic. Damn dog get a life!!!!!!

  4. [...] to embrace winning, as first reported by Grooved Shoulder, sent the all-star into a tailspin which culminated in a suspension team sources initially [...]

  5. FoFF says:

    taydayong bugok!! garnett is my man!! yes i never had met him in person but would you mind stop telling crap to the public!! just shut up mga tarantadong bugok!!!http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/f1970101347d1740c844472edf899777?s=32&d=identicon

  6. Jks says:

    FoFF is right, just shut the fuck up you fuckin assholes!!

  7. groovedshoulder says:

    Editor’s Note: Taydayong bugok in English means “I am a big fag”

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