Mensa to Accept “Gleekers”

gleek.jpgMensa, the world’s oldest and most famous high-IQ society, announced today it will expand membership qualifications to now include individuals who possess the rare ability to “gleek.”

“Gleeking,” which occurs when saliva is propelled out of the mouth in a stream, is widely considered a natural talent nearly impossible to learn.

Long an exclusive club strictly for those who’ve attained a score within the upper two percent of the general population on an approved intelligence test, the decision by Mensa to embrace “gleekers” marks an long-overdue shift in its philosophy.

“Superior submandibular glands, albeit not as sexy as a 130 IQ, excites us very much,” Mensa Director Pratt Fayle said in a statement describing the rare skill.

“Mensa sees the act as more than just spitting,” he continued.

One Response to Mensa to Accept “Gleekers”

  1. mka1986 says:

    You guys kick the shit out of The Onion, I can tell you that much!

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