WASHINGTON, DC - A noticeably weathered President George W Bush today announced the immediate launch of the Widow Caging Act, a ”surprise policy” designed to eradicate what he called an “epidemic of elderly widows who continue to hoard our most prized real estate.”
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Depressed by not having enough time to stay in the loop of your favorite terror network?
Frustrated from constantly hearing secondhand accounts of bin Laden’s most recent hate video?
If so, your friends at Al Qaeda have a solution!
يمكن ان تسمعني الآن؟ جيد.
Or in English……….Can You Hear Me Now?…..Good.
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