I Now Pronounce You Incestual

January 14, 2008

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In what must have fans of the classic 1980’s pornographic movie series Taboo scrambling for an unused tissue, a British Parliament member on Friday divulged knowledge of a couple who discovered after they had married that they were twins who had been split up at birth and adopted by separate families.

It’s a wild story, even for Grooved Shoulder’s standards but an educational one none the less, chalk full of life lessons.

The most important being that everyone makes mistakes


Ugly Teddies; Ugly Only on the Outside

November 24, 2007

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Who needs a Snuffle?

Kudos to the folks over at UglyTeddy.com for their truly fugly snugglies. Never before has something so ugly been so cuddly!

Take Clarence, here, for example.

Sure, he’ll keep you safe, but don’t be surprised if you’re murdered seconds after feeling secure enough to close your eyes. As will Choppers, Quackers andthose Three Little Guys if given the chance!