Fanning in Fetu?

March 26, 2008

fanning1.jpgLOS ANGELES, CA – Just weeks after securing the contractual rights to a still underdeveloped, yet destined to be famous Fanning embryo, Grooved Shoulder has learned that Lions Gate Film Studio is now on the verge of subtracting a member of the gifted acting family from future projects.

After scandalous pictures surfaced on the internet last week depicting child actress Elle Fanning, 10, as a brainless fetus in fetu-like parasitic twin living off fellow actress and sister Dakota’s “host” body, Lions Gate executives are prepared to terminate her contract with the studio as soon as Tuesday.

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